Oh hey, Anna, welcome back to work. Glad to have you back, but just so you know you screwed up on a deposit you made to the bank, which got the company flagged for fraud. Do try to be more careful. I know writing down numbers in the right order is hard, but please try to do it. It's kind of the only important thing you do around here.
(That is not what my boss actually said because he is a very nice man.)
But I didn't realize you weren't going to be here Wednesday afternoon for the staff meeting we had. We've had a record year, our best yet, so I bought you all Nexus 7 tablets.
(My boss actually did say that. Like I said, he's a very nice man. Especially since he gave me a tablet, too, when about the only thing I've been doing right around here lately is making sure the milk doesn't expire.)