As hard as it is to love the "mom bod" I realized that there's a lot I can learn from Parker when it comes to self image and how I see myself.
Thighs are a sign of prosperity. Parker has some of the most thunderous thighs you've ever seen and he gets a lot of love for them. I am so infatuated with them that I'd kind of like to stuff them and mount them on my wall.
It's very hard to capture this love affair on camera because it's just so passionate.
Nothing can make you unattractive. Snot caked on your face? Diaper full of toxic waste? Food smeared from head to toe? It doesn't matter, everyone loves you and you know it.
Listen up, friends. To me, you are perfect. Now get out there and free those thighs, embrace that bed head, and go make out with yourself in the mirror. You are one mighty fine looking babe today and it's time to conquer the world.